What could possibly go wrong with obamacare?

Let me get this straight.... we're trying to p a health care plan written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it, ped by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it, to be signed by a president that also hasn't read it and who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that's broke. What could possibly go wrong?